March 2012
wellalright:
i kind of wish the moon was scheduled to collide with the earth in like 20 years. i’d feel way less pressure to succeed in life.
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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Someone is ghost noting
averyfreshprince:
zoologicallydubious:
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I got donuts
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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BRIDE.
WHAT PICTURE
I DON’T REMEMBER A PICTURE
SEND ME A LINK.
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iilokire:
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There is this burger place North of where I live and they have exotic meats. Things like Ostrich, Buffalo, Venison, lamb, and Ahi Tuna.
I love that place.
Buffalo? Woah. I wanna check this place out.
I’ve never had buffalo before. I want to try the venison though. That place is where I get my lamb fix.
I’m more interested in just...
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There is this burger place North of where I live and they have exotic meats. Things like Ostrich, Buffalo, Venison, lamb, and Ahi Tuna.
I love that place.
Buffalo? Woah. I wanna check this place out.
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Never have I been so terrified while washing a dish
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iilokire:
notreallymuchofanything:
iilokire:
Holy shit, socal Why you so friggin’ cold Bloody hell
Right?
I accidentally keep touching my face with my hands and freaking out at how cold they are.
Well, my hands are always really cold, hahaha. This is why my mom doesn’t…
Our lives are so hard.
notreallymuchofanything:
iilokire:
Holy shit, socal Why you so friggin’ cold Bloody hell
Right?
I accidentally keep touching my face with my hands and freaking out at how cold they are.
Well, my hands are always really cold, hahaha. This is why my mom doesn’t much enjoy me hugging her or anything. :s But holy hell, I’m shivering & it’s chilly as heck outside.
Holy shit, socal
Why you so friggin’ cold
Bloody hell
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today at...
There’s this weird slicing thing in the sink.
I’m not sure how to go about washing it.
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February 2012
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